Itās not every day that I get a compliment on my toes, my outfit, and my teeth. But itās also not every day that Iām dripping in extra pheromones, which is what happened when I doused myself inĀ Pure Instinctās pheromone oilĀ in the hopes of having a weekend filled with even more competitive flirting than normal.Ā
For context: Pheromones, akaĀ the chemical compounds released by animals to elicit specific responses and reactions from other animals, are powerful shit in the wildābut I wanted to try them in the concentrated form of a fragrance to see whether their powers could truly be harnessed in practical, horny ways. Theyāre evolutionary olfactory magic at its finest; an invisible mode of non-verbal communication that the science folk in thisĀ article in the National Library of MedicineĀ could tell you a lot more about, and which Iāll sum up for us horny layfolk in simpler terms: pheromones are the parts of your natural musk that help you get laid.Ā I donāt feel like my natural pheromones are on the fritz. I would assume theyāre continuing to do what they do best, which is send chemical signals to other humans to let them know that I, too, am a human, and also maybe a human they want to make out with.Ā
I tried this ambrosia as we approached spring, the horniest season, and a time when all stops must be pulled out to smash and be smashed to the heavens, or at least until the cold winds ofĀ Cuffing SeasonĀ roll in. I had one to two more months left until I hit that 85 degree weather, started poundingĀ nutcrackers, and engaging in all of the socially active scenarios summer entails. Even my TikTok algorithm knows this, because I was getting served countless viral videos about Pure Instinctās pheromone perfume, with one user citing it as her hack toĀ finally getting asked out in a Target. So I decided to give it a test run through various situationsāsome planned, some spontaneousāto see if it could actually turn me into a Don Juan for the weekend.Ā
- Pure Instinct continues to use only the most potent pheromones
- From Italy to ensure efficacy and result.
- Formulated with Androstenone and Copulin compounds
- Most powerful pheromone in humans
- Affects moods and improve your interpersonal relationships.
- Inspires desire.
- Increases sex appeal.
- Alluring scent that you can wear it alone or layer it with your favorite perfume/cologne.
I initially wanted to explore a few different pheromone perfume options (and consideredĀ vabbingĀ for hot a second), but I kept coming back to Pure Instinctās unisex perfume blend thanks to its impassioned reviews and affordable pricing (the classic perfume is just over $16).Ā
The reviews were also encouraging. āInsaaaaane,ā one reviewer writes onĀ Amazon, Godās largest digital marketplaces and the esteemed vendor ofĀ meat-themed socks and large puppet claws. If ever there were a place to find and vet the TikTok-viral perfume, I knew it would be there. āMy dog is currently attempting to dry hump my leg as I type this,ā one of the perfumeās 79,800-plus reviewers explained. āI thought I was caught inĀ The Matrix,ā wrote another. It elicited such a range of experiences, ranging from the lightly horny (husband and wife bone more than usual) to the absurd (woman fantasizes about becoming the āWerewolf-Zombie-Apocalypse-Queenā due to the perfumeās power), that I knew it was the true musky king of pheromone-slinging products.Ā
FIRST IMPRESSIONS
I started applying myĀ Pure Instinct perfumeĀ on a Thursday night, which is one of the horniest times of the week, as it edges Friday. The aroma was definitely distinct, and unlike any perfume Iāve smelled before. Maybe thatās because the āpheromones [are] imported from Italy,ā as Pure Instinct explains in its ingredient list breakdown, which also includes soybean oil, safflower, and grapeseed oil. Or, maybe itās because the aroma is subject to change depending on how it interacts with your bodyās own natural oils. Personally, I think I smelled like a blend of lightly herbaceous oils, and the sweat that comes off of your ceramic plate at IHOP once you get to the bottom of the dollar pancake pile (aka horny and warm).Ā
I was feeling pretty fuggo that night, because I had destroyed a bunch of Bush Administration-era zits on my face the day before. Still, I agreed to grab a few drinks with friends in a Bushwick bar. It was hard to see if the perfume was having any effect, initiallyāno one was being mean to me (working?) but no one was showering me with rubies (not working?), and it wasnāt until the eveningās end that a nice dude in a ponytail and an Iron Maiden shirt asked for my number, and I started to wonder if there was really something to my secret tincture. I felt not only flattered, but more like a wizard than usualātwo big wins in my book.Ā
WHAT WAS RAD
Over the course of the next few days, I wore a dab of my oil while doing activities that were a little more blasĆ©, in order to test it outside of the typically hornier environment of a bar. I wore it while grocery shopping and dropping off aĀ disposable camera; I wore it to the park, and to the laundromat, where I shared another unexpected romantic moment with a curly haired angel.Ā
āBig load?ā they said, as I hoisted my IKEA bag of socks over my shoulder. I took them up on their offer for a stick of gum, and debated asking them to carry my laundry home āto my locker.ā But, fearful of becoming a horny despot, I calmed myself down instead and walked away.Ā
After totaling up all my Flirt Points from the weekend, I was surprised to see that every single day could claim at least one romantic interaction, if not more, which was pretty impressive. Granted, sometimes that interaction was the neighborhood lowrider cyclist, telling me I had ārocking toesā; other times it was a totally unexpected number exchange from a hot randoābut all times, it was so enjoyable.Ā
WHAT WAS TRICKY
Iām a very committed perfume-wearer, and rarely stray from my signature scent, which is a musky but clean cologne from the Icelandic perfumery Fischersund. By comparison, this scent might not be my absolute go-to were it not for its remarkable ability to attract hot people with ponytails. Now that I know the effects of the pheromone oil, Iām considering blending the two together to see what could happen.Ā
TL; DR
Thereās no time to be wasted on the streets of New York City when it comes to flirting, period, but especially now that itās peak-winter/hibernation season. As a consumer, Iām always wary of snake oil products and gummies/chocolate that promise to amp up your sex drive with a blend ofĀ self-described adaptogenic ingedientsĀ and vitaminsāsimply put, thereās a lot to get lost in. But as aĀ hornyĀ consumer, Iām down to give anything a go, especially when it has so many raving testimonials online, and aĀ #pheromoneperfume hashtag with over 45 million views.Ā
Was it the confidence? The pheromones? The mercy of Godās large puppet claw, pushing me together with my newfound weekend crushes before Cuffing Season? I did have a noticeably more flirtatious weekend wearing Pure Instinct, and placebo effect or not, I consider myself a convert.
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